24 Hours at a Time.

22. UNT Student. Criminal Justice major. Addict of true crime shows. Gryffindor.

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via perks-of-being-chinese)

readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

thegirlwaiting

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

rnazerunner:

hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me

rnazerunner:

hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(Source: mitchkaplan, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

genderfluidstrider:

jaegerirl:

fartgallery:

when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

overthrow the boogeoisie

(via hannnah-grace)

imalosthippocampus:

"How was I supposed to know what you meant?!"

"You’ve basically read books since you were a fetus so I’m quite sure you came across that particular topic! And you were holding a damn Ancient Greece book, for god’s sake!"

"Percy, you know throwing an apple to the woman’s face isn’t helping. And I’m a brain chil-“

"I know, I know…"

"…But I’ll say yes, though…"

headcanon: Percy came across that cap and gained an idea on how to propose to Annabeth in a unique way, although the special moment didn’t turn out the way he wanted it to be. And they spent the next few minutes drinking nectar.

Because it’s Percabeth shipweek (woot!), I think it’s hilarious tho XD. [song for it]


(Owner of the cap thingie picture)

(via 50shadesof-jasongrace)

Day off.