my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via perks-of-being-chinese)
"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
(Source: mitchkaplan, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
"How was I supposed to know what you meant?!"
"You’ve basically read books since you were a fetus so I’m quite sure you came across that particular topic! And you were holding a damn Ancient Greece book, for god’s sake!"
"Percy, you know throwing an apple to the woman’s face isn’t helping. And I’m a brain chil-“
"I know, I know…"
"…But I’ll say yes, though…"
headcanon: Percy came across that cap and gained an idea on how to propose to Annabeth in a unique way, although the special moment didn’t turn out the way he wanted it to be. And they spent the next few minutes drinking nectar.
Because it’s Percabeth shipweek (woot!), I think it’s hilarious tho XD. [song for it]
(Owner of the cap thingie picture)